Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year.
Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing.
Johnny says,
“Except for my wiener getting cold when I went pee, I’m OK.”
His dad tells him,
“Well if it gets cold again just rub it a little bit to warm it up!”
Dad walks away chuckling a little bit, and a while later figures he better check on Johnny again.
“Son, you doing OK?”.
“Doing good dad.”
“Well, did your wiener get cold again, and if so, did you rub it a little?”
“Sure did dad, and man it feels great when the frost comes out!”
