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Two Clever Whores

Two friends decided to put up a sign on top of their car that read:

“Ride Around Town — $50.00.”

A police officer noticed the sign and pulled them over, informing them that they couldn’t advertise services like that without a permit.

Seeing a car pass by with a sign that read:

“Free Hugs,” one of the friends asked, “Officer, why don’t you stop them?”

The officer smiled and said, “That’s a friendly gesture, not a service for hire.”

Respecting the law, the friends removed their sign and continued driving.

The next day, the officer saw the same car with a different sign:

“Tour Guides — $50.00.”

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