An old lady is speeding down a highway when she spots a police officer with a speed gun.
The officer signals for her to pull over, and then walks over and asks her with a smile:
“What’s the rush?”
“I’m late for work.”
“Sure,” says the officer, “What do you do?”
“I’m a rectal distender.”
“A what? A rectal distender? And what is that, exactly?”
“Well, you see, I start by putting a finger in, then another, then I work up to three fingers, four fingers until the whole hand is in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely I extend the rectum until it’s about 6 feet wide.”
“And what the hell do you do with a 6 feet asshole?”
“Give him a speed gun and put him by the side of the road.”
